There IS life after divorce

She goes by many names, but 'Rio' ain't one of them. ChAss, Harley Moans, Living Playfully, hotcalendarlady and on and on. A compulsive re-brander, she does have one consistency - her public devotion to getting ploughed by Bee Bee Cee. She's fucked all the bulls you veteran fappers have inadvertently lost your babybatter to, from balding DFW Knowanyonewhohasn’tfuckedhim, to A27Assholelalopson (now sporting a heart-bypass scar and two distinctly unerotic knee supports – time to hang it up, ‘stud’, your dancing days are done) and Poppi (got your cheap “I got fucked by …” cheap cap n tee yet?) chooolow. She was married to a spineless degenerate who liked to watch and film his then wife getting the kind of earth-moving, heaven-glimpsing orgasms he couldn’t give her. Now she’s not. We at BourgeoisieAnarkiste hope she was the dumper and not the dumped, and wish her all the best going forward, because with the right bull on the right day, she reigns supreme.