Girls letting lots of men see them bare

Lots of girls love to be bare when men are there - I could never go cause I'd be too obvious in my spunk-stained rainmac, spunk-stained wank-trousers, flat cap and thick glasses - everyone would take one look and think 'wanker'. I know cause it's happened to me, embarrassing at the time and makes me nervous but lovely to think back about all those times. I love it when girls look at me and call out 'wanker' - I usually nod in agreement and do the 'wanker' sign with my hand.